School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
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Sunday, July 8, 2007
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